beer festival


the mallets thump
kegs give their ale
lapels wear jokes
as fresh as Sunday's slops

slim beginners
bend round expert guts
a beerstained dog
is sniffing round for scraps

a tweed strains lamplight
through an upheld beer:
astronomer confronted
with eclipse

anoraks begin to lurch
the oompah band
makes jumpers limp
as hops mix up the steps

a rugby shirt
starts singing
but is scuppered
by hiccups

now my eyeballs
are rebelling
looks like this
is where it stops.


© Paul Taylor 1992


trombone poetry